Wabgedmit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever meerkat.

Wabgedmit created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabgedmit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wabgedmit, he will turn you into a duck.

Wabgedmit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Wabgedmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Worship no other gods but Wabgedmit.

5. Wabgedmit must be the most important thing in your life.