Padponvig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able donkey.

Padponvig created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padponvig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Padponvig, she will be very sad.

Padponvig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Padponvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Never skip in the presence of seals.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Run away from indigo rats, for they are unholy.