Fatwegcid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying seal.

Fatwegcid created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatwegcid, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fatwegcid, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fatwegcid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fatwegcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Fatwegcid loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Erect five lead sculptures of Fatwegcid on top of important buildings.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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