Ditshavdub is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, able
butterfly.
Ditshavdub created humanity five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ditshavdub, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Ditshavdub, he will turn you into a mouse.
Ditshavdub's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Ditshavdub's Holy Commandments1. Never eat spinach.
2. Never paint your arms green.
3. Ditshavdub loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Always take life seriously.