Komrilloop is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, all-powerful crane.

Komrilloop created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Komrilloop, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Komrilloop, she will throw large rocks at you.

Komrilloop's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Komrilloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Komrilloop loves dogs, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Never hurt squirrels.