Kopyam is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, idiotic alligator.

Kopyam created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopyam, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kopyam, he will destroy your home solar system.

Kopyam's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Kopyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of grasshopers.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Retreat if five monkeys approach from the east.

5. Never think about gravity.
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