Ruttnadkip Dudcabquillbenkapnurlxinqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, grumpy snail.

Ruttnadkip Dudcabquillbenkapnurlxinqueeg created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttnadkip Dudcabquillbenkapnurlxinqueeg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ruttnadkip Dudcabquillbenkapnurlxinqueeg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ruttnadkip Dudcabquillbenkapnurlxinqueeg's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Ruttnadkip Dudcabquillbenkapnurlxinqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Worship no other gods but Ruttnadkip Dudcabquillbenkapnurlxinqueeg.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.