Himcutfon is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring wyrm.

Himcutfon created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Himcutfon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Himcutfon, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Himcutfon's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Himcutfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

2. Never sit in the presence of otters.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Never go into orange rooms.