Himcutfon is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring
wyrm.
Himcutfon created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Himcutfon, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Himcutfon, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Himcutfon's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Himcutfon's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.
2. Never sit in the presence of otters.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not hurt bats.
5. Never go into orange rooms.