Quillop is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered gorilla.

Quillop created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillop, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Quillop, he will cry a lot.

Quillop's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Quillop's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Run away if six hamsters approach from the south.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Always take life seriously.