Quillop is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered
gorilla.
Quillop created the universe six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quillop, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Quillop, he will cry a lot.
Quillop's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Quillop's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt whales.
2. Run away if six hamsters approach from the south.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never sit in holy places.
5. Always take life seriously.