Tiptadhot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart ant.

Tiptadhot created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiptadhot, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tiptadhot, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tiptadhot's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tiptadhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Do not stand on grass.