Witquagbet is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, witless
fox.
Witquagbet created a photon six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Witquagbet, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Witquagbet, she will boil you in a big pot.
Witquagbet's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Witquagbet's Holy Commandments1. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Do not cook food in pots.