Nanbotab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, duplicitous otter.

Nanbotab created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanbotab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nanbotab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nanbotab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nanbotab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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