Lamquillsag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful fox.

Lamquillsag created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamquillsag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lamquillsag, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lamquillsag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Lamquillsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect four platinum sculptures of Lamquillsag on top of important buildings.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lamquillsag.