Popsandril is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome pigeon.

Popsandril created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Popsandril, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Popsandril, it will destroy your favourite star.

Popsandril's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Popsandril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never bounce in the presence of seals.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.