Larnlatdan is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, merciless fish.

Larnlatdan created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Larnlatdan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Larnlatdan, he will turn you into a snail.

Larnlatdan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Larnlatdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never mention seals.

5. Do not stand on grass.