Lunbogdod is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous turtle.

Lunbogdod created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunbogdod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lunbogdod, she will destroy your favourite star.

Lunbogdod's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Lunbogdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured squirrels.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lunbogdod.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.