Flatcetfitnig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind squirrel.

Flatcetfitnig created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Flatcetfitnig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Flatcetfitnig, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flatcetfitnig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Flatcetfitnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never eat bark.