Fotstafdunwip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind fly.

Fotstafdunwip created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotstafdunwip, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fotstafdunwip, he will manifest in front of you.

Fotstafdunwip's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fotstafdunwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never paint your head turquoise.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.