Gidgenhad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, self-assured skunk.

Gidgenhad created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidgenhad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gidgenhad, it will turn you into a goat.

Gidgenhad's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gidgenhad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.