Linhoghin Yimlabnelten is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, humane dove.

Linhoghin Yimlabnelten created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Linhoghin Yimlabnelten, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Linhoghin Yimlabnelten, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Linhoghin Yimlabnelten's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Linhoghin Yimlabnelten's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Linhoghin Yimlabnelten three times a day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not take Linhoghin Yimlabnelten's name in vain.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.