Shavkipteen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fussy dryad.

Shavkipteen created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavkipteen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Shavkipteen, she will make you grow a tail.

Shavkipteen's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Shavkipteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.