Fodganbig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, humorless wyrm.

Fodganbig created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodganbig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fodganbig, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fodganbig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fodganbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fodganbig.

5. Fast once a month.
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