Wadnuttcud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking dove.

Wadnuttcud created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadnuttcud, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wadnuttcud, he will be very sad.

Wadnuttcud's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wadnuttcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not kill frogs.