Nibbastlen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying lion.

Nibbastlen created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Nibbastlen, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nibbastlen, it will ignore you.

Nibbastlen's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nibbastlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think ill of sick pigs.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.