Higcutfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive newt.

Higcutfeb created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higcutfeb, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Higcutfeb, she will manifest in front of you.

Higcutfeb's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Higcutfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Hide if four dolphins approach from the north.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Never feed grapes to tapirs while wearing white shorts.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.