Wodfatbim is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, duplicitous dove.

Wodfatbim created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodfatbim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wodfatbim, he will destroy your home solar system.

Wodfatbim's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Wodfatbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Run away if nine doves approach from the east.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat green fruit.