Dinnurcub is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, amazing
duck.
Dinnurcub created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dinnurcub, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Dinnurcub, it will turn you into a slug.
Dinnurcub's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Dinnurcub's Holy Commandments1. Never look at nebulae.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dinnurcub.
4. Do not take Dinnurcub's name in vain.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.