Linhenkom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, prudent walrus.

Linhenkom created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linhenkom, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Linhenkom, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Linhenkom's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Linhenkom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Never paint your legs green.

5. Worship no other gods but Linhenkom.