Hudlogban is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable
dove.
Hudlogban created an atom seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hudlogban, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Hudlogban, she will turn you into a mole.
Hudlogban's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Hudlogban's Holy Commandments1. Put Hudlogban first in all things.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Do not speak about garlic.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.