Hudlogban is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable dove.

Hudlogban created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudlogban, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudlogban, she will turn you into a mole.

Hudlogban's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hudlogban's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hudlogban first in all things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.