Geplaghen Aflargjopcit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, proud shrew.

Geplaghen Aflargjopcit created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geplaghen Aflargjopcit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Geplaghen Aflargjopcit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Geplaghen Aflargjopcit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Geplaghen Aflargjopcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Geplaghen Aflargjopcit's priests.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never sing near aardvarks.