Cutbaddum Bomcengut is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, pitiless ant.

Cutbaddum Bomcengut created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutbaddum Bomcengut, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cutbaddum Bomcengut, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cutbaddum Bomcengut's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cutbaddum Bomcengut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.