Cudcubkon is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able hyena.

Cudcubkon created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudcubkon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cudcubkon, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cudcubkon's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cudcubkon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cudcubkon on top of all buildings.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not take Cudcubkon's name in vain.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not make images of living things.