Weebonbast is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic whale.

Weebonbast created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weebonbast, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Weebonbast, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Weebonbast's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Weebonbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Weebonbast.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Weebonbast.

5. Hide if three sharks approach from the north.
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