Fasgedtad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody crow.

Fasgedtad created dark energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasgedtad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fasgedtad, he will turn you into a sheep.

Fasgedtad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fasgedtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.