Fasgedtad is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody
crow.
Fasgedtad created dark energy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fasgedtad, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Fasgedtad, he will turn you into a sheep.
Fasgedtad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Fasgedtad's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt monkeys.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Never write about gravity.
4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.