Monhentap is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, boastful bird.

Monhentap created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monhentap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Monhentap, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Monhentap's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Monhentap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. You must pray to Monhentap six times a day.