Cidbodwon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome bee.

Cidbodwon created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidbodwon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cidbodwon, she will turn you into a frog.

Cidbodwon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cidbodwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cidbodwon on top of all buildings.