Jignatrighamgilgil is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, narcissistic narwhal.

Jignatrighamgilgil created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jignatrighamgilgil, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jignatrighamgilgil, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jignatrighamgilgil's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Jignatrighamgilgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Jignatrighamgilgil loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Run away from cyan snails, for they are unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.