Fagsterfom is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody bat.

Fagsterfom created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagsterfom, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fagsterfom, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fagsterfom's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fagsterfom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Fagsterfom on top of all buildings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Hide if six nematodes approach from the east.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.