Capkindav is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless hyena.

Capkindav created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Capkindav, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Capkindav, he will ignore you.

Capkindav's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Capkindav's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Capkindav must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Always obey Capkindav's priests.

5. Never eat bark.