Omtbutrow is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome frog.

Omtbutrow created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtbutrow, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Omtbutrow, he will strike you with lightening.

Omtbutrow's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Omtbutrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.