Fumzodsas is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, selfish scorpion.

Fumzodsas created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Fumzodsas, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fumzodsas, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fumzodsas' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fumzodsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.