Cepwotaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, loving dog.

Cepwotaf created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepwotaf, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cepwotaf, he will turn you into a slug.

Cepwotaf's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cepwotaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not hurt nematodes.