Hunpid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak bat.

Hunpid created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunpid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hunpid, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Hunpid's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Hunpid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never paint your chest mauve.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.