Stigjipsadhub is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, almighty guinea pig.

Stigjipsadhub created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigjipsadhub, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stigjipsadhub, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Stigjipsadhub's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Stigjipsadhub's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.