Stikflymit is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced crow.

Stikflymit created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stikflymit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stikflymit, she will send you a sign.

Stikflymit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Stikflymit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always help sick hamsters.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.