Getmatpogfabbell Gamgempin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, dishonest seal.

Getmatpogfabbell Gamgempin created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getmatpogfabbell Gamgempin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Getmatpogfabbell Gamgempin, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Getmatpogfabbell Gamgempin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Getmatpogfabbell Gamgempin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Getmatpogfabbell Gamgempin.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Worship no other gods but Getmatpogfabbell Gamgempin.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Getmatpogfabbell Gamgempin on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.