Yograpsid is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, effective human.

Yograpsid created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yograpsid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yograpsid, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Yograpsid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yograpsid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red monkeys, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.