Nadfosstit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, moody deer.

Nadfosstit created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nadfosstit, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadfosstit, she will laugh at you.

Nadfosstit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nadfosstit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Nadfosstit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.