Bonkcimhabcemmot is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless dryad.

Bonkcimhabcemmot created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkcimhabcemmot, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bonkcimhabcemmot, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bonkcimhabcemmot's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bonkcimhabcemmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels in need.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonkcimhabcemmot.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not eat garlic.