Tadgum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured scorpion.

Tadgum created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Tadgum, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tadgum, she will curse you with boils.

Tadgum's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Tadgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.